5 hours ago with 332,131 notes

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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15 hours ago with 12,788 notes

"Don’t dream it, be it."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)





15 hours ago with 2 notes

im having the wORST lady cramps ever and my bf said we’re going to have a chocolate/movie/cuddle night im sorry but how lucky am i omfg





16 hours ago with 58 notes
via vxndalism,

vxndalism:

She’s Always A Women To Me - Fyfe Dangerfield

#beautiful




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olanrogers:

Pound It.





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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase




19 hours ago with 18,674 notes

vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda





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1 day ago with 361,332 notes

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.





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